I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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