1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Please, let me fuck your mom
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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