Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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