She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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