Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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