Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That accounts for only three of the penises
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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