TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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