we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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