i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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