woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Randomize
