so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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