so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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