Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I look better un-naked...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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