what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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