You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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