Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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