If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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