i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
zippers are such a cool invention
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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