Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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