Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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