six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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