Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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