She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You are a genius and a whore.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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