Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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