So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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