i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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