I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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