so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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