Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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