it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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