Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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