he thought i was a dude.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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