found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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