it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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