I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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