so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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