I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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