I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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