I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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