There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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