i don't like sucking hair
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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