Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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