i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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