..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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