Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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