Me too!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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