I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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