One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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