I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You are the jesus of drinking
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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