i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
being pregnant is like rehab
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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