I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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