? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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