Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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